Download this page in PDF formatThe perennial debate about Metro riders not understanding Escalator Etiquette has been tossed around Twitter again this week, so in the spirit of cooperation and assistance, I’ve decided to do some graohic advertisements that can be used to educate riders (read: tourists) on the correct way to utilize this oft-maligned pieces of Metro equipment.
So I present to you the first in an infrequent series of pictures – which, out of deference to @Hell_On_Wheels and @FixWMATA, also shows that I don’t always add aliens and/or zombies to my art 
Metro Orc Sayz ...
Permission is granted to use this image to educate users *however* WMATA can use it only if @WMATA tweets that Giger-esque aliens are really just misunderstood cute and cuddly creatures deserving of love and affection every day for a week.
Stay tuned for my next WMATA Public Service Announcement artwork
Styx River Gynoid
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Using #WMATA to get to the #NASASocial this morning? Keep this in mind: http://t.co/qVnmh13J (PSA not sanctioned by @WMATA)
@WannabeWriter06 hey, I’m all for orcs when they’re suited to the task at hand! http://t.co/pEtmeMUQ @TecnoSmurf @greywulf
@ascunn I tried to help #WMATA with a cool PSA campaign: http://t.co/Wrhb3giSJB but they never took me up on it! #gofigure @dcmetrosucks